Question for you. At what age does a man decide that he ought to wear Speedo's? And a supplementary question, when he does, why doesn't his wife/girlfriend stop him? I can only assume that this happens about the same time that wearing "socks with sandals" starts to appeal. Hopefully I'm a long way off that and should I even consider it then I know Mrs P will definitely speak up. I've just been to the beach and seen the most ridiculous man, accompanied by his wife.
To answer my own question I propose that unless you're an Olympic swimmer (and you're actually competing at the time) Speedo's should be banned.
